OU Shouldn’t Have
The final narrative of the 2019 college football season is set: Tiger v. Tiger for the national title. Defending champion Clemson slept through the...
Rolling Spares Bowl Preview
The Horned Frogs were naughty this season, confirmed by the team’s recent self-reporting of overpayment for nonexistent work to student athletes. The lights were...
Aggie Amends
’Tis the season for Amazon packages, arguing with in-laws, and over-the-top Elf on the Shelf flexing on social media. ’Tis also the season of...
DEFCON: None
Five conference champions were crowned this weekend in major college football. The Horned Frogs weren’t involved. Unless you count freshman comparative race and ethnic...
Spectators
This season sucked. Scratch that. Beating up on the Texas Longhorns is still great fun, but watching the Horned Frogs fail in single-possession slugfests...
Later than Sooner
It wasn’t likely. Then it seemed impossible. Hope revived. Then it was gone. I’m not writing the beginning of a tear-jerking eulogy but obliquely...
Zeke Who?
Back before robots were so commonly used in place of people in the workforce, an actual human being was once the head coach of...
Teched Out
It was predicted, by me, that TCU’s oft-struggling offense would appear much improved during their visit to the metropolitan tumbleweed capital of Texas. I...
Just Kickin’ It
If you’re a Frog follower, you know the purple and white aren’t having their best season. Unbeaten Baylor’s visit to Hell’s Half Acre provided...
Missed Connections
“You were powerful, Canadian, and wearing a black jersey with an orange number 30 on it. We flirted for more than half an hour...
