Buck U: All Systems Go for the Frogs and ISU
Football is back! Alright, everyone. Calm down. I’m not yelling. You’re yelling! I’m not here to be a buzzkill, maybe a little, but as...
Twelve Down, Four to Go
As he stood in the locker room in the comical, oversized, baby diaper-looking remnants of a de-padded goalie’s shorts, Anton Khudobin accepted the awarded...
We’re Not Going Home!
A new tradition has begun in this year’s playoff run for the Dallas Stars: After each victory, a giant Flavor Flav-style medallion depicting the...
Bursting the Bubbles
Last Sunday saw the (re-)resumption of the NBA and NHL after a half-week of postponed games spurred by the leagues’ players in what was...
Bubble Playoffs Are Magic
After such a long and bewildering layoff, I had become so sports starved that if someone had simply decided to trot out caffeinated gerbils...
Enter the Bubbles
In this flaming trash receptacle of a year, anno domini 20 and 10 times two, there’s been basically Bo Diddley squat to be excited...
Social Distance Running
Chicken Little’s tale regarding the sky falling seems like a best-case scenario as of late. The 2020 Summer Olympics have now been postponed, so...
Closing Time
In the immortal words of Ron Burgundy: “Well, that escalated quickly.” Normally, hindsight is 20/20, yet I’m confident few really saw this coming. The...
Retrospective
If you aren’t Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is self-quarantined from Covid-19 fears with only Fox News as his outlet to the world, you’re...
Atonement
Unreliable sources confirmed the pews of Waco were full on Sunday. All were attending to gain forgiveness for unknown sins which caused the Almighty...
