Luka Porn
I often picture Mavs superstar forward Luka Dončić decked out in a velour tracksuit opened just enough at the top so the imposing gold chains...
The Rangers Aren’t Good, But at least They’re Fun
As I write, your Texas Rangers have dropped five games in a row. While that’s obviously crushing to all of the points I spent the...
Fittest in Fort Worth
I’m not sure if anyone in my social circle does CrossFit. If you aren’t confident you know anyone who’s been baptized into the fitness...
Play Ball
It was an ideal day for a baseball game, and many Rangers fans like myself took advantage of it. The temperature was in the...
Who Cares?
Believe it or not, it’s not my intention to troll or piss people off. This column strives to remain a sacred space to discuss...
Makeup Work
Anyone remember what it was like being a high school student? I do. Well, “remember” is probably a poor word, but I have memories...
The “Eyes of Texas” Sucks
To all you UT alums, students, and lovers, I’m just here to say that quite a few of your boosters are snowflakes who want...
Power Failure
We’re no fans of cliche here at the Weekly, but I can’t discard the events of last week as quickly as the state legislators...
Not A Tough Call
This year’s Texas high school football state championship games wrap up this weekend. When I say “this year’s,” of course, I really mean “last...
Sports Town?
It’s become nauseatingly clichéd to speak of 2020 as an unusual year, but, in sports, it was and is truly exceptional in many ways...
