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Thursday, December 26, 2024

Chaos Caucus

Frauditor in Chief

Static

Static

Turn on the Lights …

The voice coming from the tall man with the oft-broken nose was unmistakable to anyone who watched Monday Night Football during the 1970s: "I'm...

Is Our Children Getting Screwed

If it weren't so dreadful for the nation's schools, Static would crow over the recently released audit of the billion-dollar Reading First initiative, part...

You Read It … Where?

Feeling a little sticky from all the sweetness and light in last week's Best Of 2006 edition? A little sour that your name wasn't...

Sand for the Cat Box

You'd think reporters would have been welcomed at LaGrave Field on Monday afternoon. After all, the Knot Hole Gang fan club was there to...

Crikey, Mate!

It's been a tough year for Australian imports. Earlier this summer, witnesses claimed to have seen Olivia Newton John's longtime lover in Mexico, which...

Hooray for Us, Dammit

Did you see that report by Men's Health magazine that made friendly ol' Fort Worth look like some crazed city filled with kitty stranglers?...

Blue-Sky Dreamin’

Environmental activist Jarid Manos comes across as naïve at times, with pie-in-the-sky ideas about saving thousands of acres of Fort Worth prairie in an...

Shine On

Fort Worth Weekly fans, break out the cheap beer and leftover pretzels. Officers, holster your Tasers. College administrators, clean up your act. Citizens -...

A Chink in Novation’s Armor

In the can't-buy-good-news department, Irving-based group purchasing organization Novation, still under investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice ("Hijacking at the Hospital," Nov. 23,...

Freeze in Forecast

Tarrant County commissioners will see their worst fears realized this week. The county elections department has been poring over a controversial petition signed by...