Salvation through Science
The title of the sermon tickled Static's little secular pea-pickin' heart: "Thank God for Evolution: How the Scientific Method is the Path to Salvation."...
Spreading it Around
Static's old Stock Show-loving granny used to say, "When life hands you cow poop, make cow poop-ade." Why life would be handling cow manure...
Spreading it Around
Static's old Stock Show-loving granny used to say, "When life hands you cow poop, make cow poop-ade." Why life would be handling cow manure...
Too Dear to Measure
"It is not too much to expect that our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter. ... This is...
Too Dear to Measure
"It is not too much to expect that our children will enjoy in their homes electrical energy too cheap to meter. ... This is...
Oh Say, We Can See
Static, who, at least when it comes to writing, is generally quail-free, quails at the thought of summing up in any little piss-ant, 500-word...
Oh Say, We Can See
Static, who, at least when it comes to writing, is generally quail-free, quails at the thought of summing up in any little piss-ant, 500-word...
If It Drives Like a Duck …
Sigh. The spin industry and its forebear, the marketing behemoth, think we are all such simps. "Used" cars seem low-class, so they became "pre-owned."...
If It Drives Like a Duck …
Sigh. The spin industry and its forebear, the marketing behemoth, think we are all such simps. "Used" cars seem low-class, so they became "pre-owned."...
Déjà Nuke
The ink was barely dry on Luminant Energy's application to the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission for a license to add two 1,700 megawatt reactors...
