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Oh Say, Can You Hear?
In 1983, I was sitting on the couch at my father's house watching the National Basketball Association All-Star game in Los Angeles. Don't remember...
Frog Flap
The Weekly's story about wheelchair-bound student Adam Main being booted out of TCU's on-campus housing ("Handicapping Adam," April 26, 2006)drew about 80 postings (at...
Reality Bites
I have a 6-year-old son. A couple of weeks ago, he got spooked while we were watching The Day After Tomorrow. In fact, during...
At Least in the Movie, the Chief Got Away
The city's dogged efforts to cram gas wells down everyone's throats reminds Static of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. The movie's sympathetic characters...
Lipstick on a Poison Pig
What a difference a day makes. Or does it? In light of Saturday's gas well tragedy in Forest Hill that killed one man and...
Sad Static
Well, ain't it always the way: You toot your own horn too much and all you do is give yourself and other people a...
What’s in Your Mini-Skirt?
I've never really understood the whole cheerleading thing. Like that controversy in Southlake recently when young girls and their parents went crazy because some...
Shutting Up the Scientists
Was it just coincidence that on the 10th anniversary of the first publication of this smart-mouthed rag the Thomas Jefferson Center for the Protection...
Live! Who Cares?
Car crashes, murders, and fires are local tv reporters' bread and butter on Saturday nights. But on April Fools Day - no joke -...
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Oil Hogs
Willie Nelson, friend of the farmer, pothead, and gay cowboy, has proved yet again he's the coolest guy ever. On April 1, he and...
