Indulge Me
January, the month named for the god of open doors, has become all about closing doors. Nowadays, this is the time of year you’re...
Fretting for Dollars
Some of the planet’s best classical guitarists are coming to Fort Worth this weekend to compete for the field’s biggest cash prize in a...
Project Censored
Fifty years ago, Peter Jensen launched Project Censored, in part as a response to how the Watergate break-in was covered. Richard Nixon didn’t censor...
Turkey Awards 2025
Bon Appétit!
We here at yon Weekly may make mistakes, but we’re not evil, hateful dipshits like the majority of turkeys on this list and in...
Flickerstick
Do you know how wormholes work? My understanding — based mostly on physicist Michio Kaku’s Hyperspace, a theoretical-physics-for-normies book published in 1994 — is...
Tri and Tri Again
The good news about the 2025 Cal Tri Fort Worth is that I finished first in my age group in the sprint race. The...
Self-Rescue
“Beg your pardon?” I said.
“Self-rescue,” repeated the Chisos Basin park ranger.
“Self …”
“Yes,” the ranger continued. “Are you taking some sandboards?”
My buddy D. and I were...
‘Drawl’ or Drawback?
Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson regularly make the news for just showing up, and now the two legendary Texas actors are generating headlines for...
Welcome to Summertime 2025
It’s hot out there in more ways than one, so we’re here to help you cool down. Fluff? Definitely, but with so much nonsense...
Unearthing a Legend
North Texas revels in wiping the slate and rebuilding, often burying its past, both good and bad. After exhausting the typical Top 10 list...
