Cowboys Fans, Be Not Proud
What a big win yesterday for the ol’ Cowboys, right? Yee-haw! Squaring off against a dreaded, hated conference rival on that rival’s dreary Yankee-ass...
Cowboys’ Season Still Alive
You can blame Orlando Scandrick for that missed open-field tackle (not easy) and that holding penalty late in the fourth quarter (fatigue-induced) that kept...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants
This David and Goliath story ended badly.
First off, David forgot his slingshot.
Secondly, his movements were encumbered by a huge goiter on his neck.
He did...
Is It Petty To Revel In A-Rod’s Downfall?
Alex Rodriguez made my sh#tlist from Day One.
Day One around here was when Texas Rangers owner Tom Hicks forked over $252 million to nab...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Ravens
Football fans are funny. And by funny I mean sad.
Neurotic, too.
Last week, Dallas Cowboys fans boo-hoo'd about the team's poor play in its first...
Cowboys Implode Against Ravens
Dallas Cowboys fans, first of all, thanks for nothing. My beloved Steelers (2-3) beat your dreaded conference rivals the Eagles (3-3) last weekend, and...
Brahmas Back, Under New Ownership
Ahead of the Texas Brahmas' October 22 home opener comes the news that the team has been sold by Stuart Fraser to a group...
Donnie Nelson Screens Basketball Documentary
Mavericks fans and devotees of recent Eastern European history will want to show up at Dallas' Magnolia Theatre tomorrow evening. That's when Mavs' president...
Tony Romo Takes Another Hit
Poor Tony Romo.
First, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback gets berated by blowhard sportscaster Joe Theismann.
Now a satirical social media site is lampooning Oh No Romo...
Joe Theismann Smacktalks Romo, Jerry, Dallas Cowboys
Normally I wouldn't quote Joe Theismann. He's an egomaniac former Washington Redskins quarterback turned annoying sportscaster turned who gives a rat's ass.
He summarized the...
