Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs NY Giants
This David and Goliath story ended badly.
First off, David forgot his slingshot.
Secondly, his movements were encumbered by a huge goiter on his neck.
He did...
Is It Petty To Revel In A-Rod’s Downfall?
Alex Rodriguez made my sh#tlist from Day One.
Day One around here was when Texas Rangers owner Tom Hicks forked over $252 million to nab...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Ravens
Football fans are funny. And by funny I mean sad.
Neurotic, too.
Last week, Dallas Cowboys fans boo-hoo'd about the team's poor play in its first...
Cowboys Implode Against Ravens
Dallas Cowboys fans, first of all, thanks for nothing. My beloved Steelers (2-3) beat your dreaded conference rivals the Eagles (3-3) last weekend, and...
Brahmas Back, Under New Ownership
Ahead of the Texas Brahmas' October 22 home opener comes the news that the team has been sold by Stuart Fraser to a group...
Donnie Nelson Screens Basketball Documentary
Mavericks fans and devotees of recent Eastern European history will want to show up at Dallas' Magnolia Theatre tomorrow evening. That's when Mavs' president...
Tony Romo Takes Another Hit
Poor Tony Romo.
First, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback gets berated by blowhard sportscaster Joe Theismann.
Now a satirical social media site is lampooning Oh No Romo...
Joe Theismann Smacktalks Romo, Jerry, Dallas Cowboys
Normally I wouldn't quote Joe Theismann. He's an egomaniac former Washington Redskins quarterback turned annoying sportscaster turned who gives a rat's ass.
He summarized the...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Da Bearz
Guinness World Records was at the State Fair of Texas yesterday to witness a high-water mark in this state's grand history of culinary exquisiteness...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Tampa Bay
It's hard to analyze a game while overseeing a garage sale, so this week's edition of "Off Asides" won't be as insightful and astute...
