Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Minnesota Vikings
The Minnesota Vikings are the gift that keeps on giving.
We owe them three Super Bowls already. Might we soon owe them a fourth?
The Cowboys...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions & Dez Bryant
Dez Bryant deserves a game ball, but not for the two touchdowns he scored in yesterday’s game against the Detroit Lions.
Bryant gets a game...
The Biggest (Lovable) Losers: Western Hills Cougars
You’ve probably heard the story by now, since it’s making web headlines: A Western Hills High School parent filed a bullying complaint against football...
Washington (Racial Slurs) Face Dallas Cowboys On Sunday
Nobody around these parts needs another reason to hate the Washington Redskins. That burgundy-and-gold bunch of ingrates has been the oldest and fiercest rival...
Cowboys, Broncos Try to Ruin Football
Everyone’s raving about the Broncos/Cowboys game. How exciting it was. How “entertaining,” to use a word that’s been bandied about zillions of times already,...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Baddass Broncos
The best boxing match I ever saw was in 1973 when my cousin Little Johnny fought in the Golden Gloves. He was matched up...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Diego Chargers
The Houston Texans were battling it out with the unbeaten Seattle Seahawks in the noon game yesterday, and I’d invested three hours into the...
“USA Today” Confirms Hugeness of Speedway Screen
You may have heard that Texas Motor Speedway is bragging about its proposed new HD screen. The thing about this particular video board is...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs St. Loser Rams
I've become an adrenaline junkie.
The Cowboys lassoed, hogtied, and gelded the Rams yesterday in a 31-7 near masterpiece. So why am I so unfulfilled?
Sundays...
Emmitt Smith Finally Gets Some Recognition
The greatest running back to ever play for the Dallas Cowboys (sorry Tony D.) is Emmitt Smith, and the poor guy just never got...
