The Biggest (Lovable) Losers: Western Hills Cougars
You’ve probably heard the story by now, since it’s making web headlines: A Western Hills High School parent filed a bullying complaint against football...
Washington (Racial Slurs) Face Dallas Cowboys On Sunday
Nobody around these parts needs another reason to hate the Washington Redskins. That burgundy-and-gold bunch of ingrates has been the oldest and fiercest rival...
Cowboys, Broncos Try to Ruin Football
Everyone’s raving about the Broncos/Cowboys game. How exciting it was. How “entertaining,” to use a word that’s been bandied about zillions of times already,...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs. Baddass Broncos
The best boxing match I ever saw was in 1973 when my cousin Little Johnny fought in the Golden Gloves. He was matched up...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs San Diego Chargers
The Houston Texans were battling it out with the unbeaten Seattle Seahawks in the noon game yesterday, and I’d invested three hours into the...
“USA Today” Confirms Hugeness of Speedway Screen
You may have heard that Texas Motor Speedway is bragging about its proposed new HD screen. The thing about this particular video board is...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs St. Loser Rams
I've become an adrenaline junkie.
The Cowboys lassoed, hogtied, and gelded the Rams yesterday in a 31-7 near masterpiece. So why am I so unfulfilled?
Sundays...
Emmitt Smith Finally Gets Some Recognition
The greatest running back to ever play for the Dallas Cowboys (sorry Tony D.) is Emmitt Smith, and the poor guy just never got...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys vs Kansas City Chiefs
The Dallas Cowboys haven’t done much to earn my annual optimism during the past decade, although I still project them to win the Super...
The USA Soccer Ladder (September 2013)
USA clinched its spot in the 2014 World Cup with its victory over Mexico last night and other results going their way. That means...