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Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys — The Prequel
“Off Asides” is usually a post-game “analysis” written by your trusty Monday morning quarterback.
(By analysis I mean, “Random brain farts from a fair-weathered fan...
Kiss Moncrief’s Grits
Say what you want about Mayor Moncrief’s leadership abilities, but if his wife Rosie’s recipe for grits souffle is any indication, the First Family...
Doggone It, How Soon We Forget
It’s a sad day for dead celebrities, unless you're an odd-looking freak who can lick his own crotch -- and I'm not talking about...
TCU Coach Patterson Named AP Coach of the Year
It seems TCU is finally getting a little national respect. Today, head football coach Gary Patterson was named AP coach of the year. Brian...
Auditions at Circle
North Texas thespians, hone your methods over the holidays: Circle Theatre, one of the Fort’s most reliable purveyors of challenging professional theater, will hold...
Warren Buffett ‘All In’ In Fort Worth
Filthy rich super-investor Warren Buffett is at the biggest Texas Hold ‘Em table in the country and he’s going all in because he thinks...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
The Dallas Cowboys are losers. L-O-S-E-R-S. The Washington Redskins will kick the living shit out of the Cowgirls come Sunday.
Predicted score: a 45-10 drubbing.
There,...
Weekender Fri., Dec. 18, 2009
If your idea of a swell time is being assaulted by screeching static, then does Wasted Words Art Collective in Arlington (2404 S. Fielder...
Starbucks Baristas Get Steamed
Some of the baristas at the 8th and Rosedale Starbucks announced today that some of their employees have unionized, making them the first unionized...
Fort Worth Opera Lassos ‘Celebs’
Fort Worth Opera asked local celebrities to sing “Jingle Bells” in an off-key manner as part of a "Stop Bad Singing" campaign.
This is hoped...
