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Former Ranger Nut-Job Gets Accidentally Shot
Former Rangers' pitcher Vicente Padilla, who was released from the team late last season for being a jerk and throwing at opposing player's heads,...
Smokers, Dippers, Chewers Unite!
When the state and federal governments started hiking tobacco taxes – a so-called sin tax -- and driving the cost of cigarettes above $5...
Hypocricy Thy Name Is Rick Perry
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram article on the 11 propositions passed by voters yesterday contained a quote that...
It’s Gonna be Big. Like God.
In all things related to Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys, and Arlington Stadium, I’m a big time Scrooge. Football fever and the joy of...
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Red-Faced By Blackface?
An African-American man wore a generic white-person mask at a costume party I attended two Saturdays ago.
The...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
Coverage of yesterday's Dallas Cowboys-Seattle Seahawks game opened with a shot of Wade Phillips standing on the...
Ewoks on the Wild Side
The ewoks from 1983’s “Return of the Jedi” were largely responsible for cooling my passion for the original “Star Wars” franchise. Cute and mischevious...
Weekender for Fri., Oct. 30, 2009
Pianist/singer/bon vivant Paul Slavens –– whose live jazz-tinged improvisational pop, which includes hilarious made-up-on-the-spot lyrics, can be heard every Tuesday night at Lola’s Saloon-Sixth...
The Usual to Open on Nov. 9
Chat Room owner Brad Henslaring's new bar, The Usual, will be opening up across the street from his current hipster haven on Mad-Nolia ave....
Coen Brothers Hold True Grit Auditions at Billy Bob’s
Paramount Pictures and the Academy Award-winning Coen brothers (No Country for Old Men; Fargo; O Brother, Where Art Thou?; The Big Lebowski) are remaking...