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Give A Hand To Masturbating Bear, Comic Dog
Is life worth living without Triumph The Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear?
Methinks not.
A dreadful byproduct of the NBC-Conan O’Brien split is that...
Sarahs, Andys Most Likely To Call In At Work
Note to all employers out there – don’t hire deadbeats named Sarah or Andy.
And watch out for lazy bums named Steve and Becky.
A recent...
A 2010 Stage Sked
Fort Worth’s top four small theater groups have announced most of their 2010 schedules by now, and the offerings look unusually scrumptious. I don’t...
Exxon CEO Gives Oily Testimony
Exxon Mobile Corp. CEO Rex Tillerson told a House subcommittee that hydraulic fracturing, or “fracking,” is safe, efficient, and environmentally responsible.
No word on whether...
Goodbye, Brendan
I don’t understand how NBC 5’s Brendan Higgins could be departing the station now that his contract has expired. He was named ”Best TV...
Wade Phillips Back, Jessica Simpson Not So Much
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told ESPN that Wade “the Real Bum” Phillips is going to be coaching the team again next year.
Tony Romo...
Jay Leno’s Dance Of Disingenuousness
The Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, NBC debacle just keeps getting juicier and sloppier.
Leno has been a human Hacky Sack for the past few...
Love Nature To Death On Saturday
If you’re driving east on I-30 from downtown Fort Worth, you’ll pass a large, gorgeous chunk of land on your right and wonder why...
Off Asides On Dallas Cowboys
How 'bout them Cowgirls?
Hell, Marys, that was painful to watch.
OK, that was mean, and I'm sorry.
The Cowboys best season in a long while was...
Is the Right Wing Right About ‘Avatar’?
The latest dispatch from the culture wars is the right wing’s attack column forming against Avatar. The Weekly Standard's John Podhoretz and John Nolte...
