Gov. Rick Perry resembled a TV evangelist this weekend in Dallas.
The governor spoke at a Republican Party of Texas convention, looking quite beatific in this AP photo.
What a difference a photo-op makes.
After speaking at the convention, the governor is rumored to have grabbed an automatic weapon (shown below) and slaughtered an entire family of coyotes at a local zoo. His lust for blood still not sated, he then strangled a bunny.