Grab your Visa card and pick up a phone if you’ve ever felt like rapping with Lindsay Lohan’s parents, Tila Tequila, or the Octomom.
D-list (is there an E-list?) celebrities who can’t land a gig on Dancing With The Stars are now accepting money in exchange for talking to fans on the phone at this site for $10 to $25 a minute.
I’m trying to imagine how one of these conversations would go:
ME: Hi, Miss Octomom.
OCTO: Please call me Nadya. I look forward to having a very fertile conversation.
ME: How are the kids?
OCTO: Well, let me tell you… .
Note to self: Inquiring about the kids when talking to a woman with 14 of the snotty-nosed little monsters is a bad idea when paying $12 a minute. Three hours later…
ME: How’s the weather in California?
OCTO: Well, let me tell you… .
Note to self: Inquiring about anything when paying $12 a minute is a bad idea.
ME: Enough small talk, I’ve already spent $2,574 hearing about your kids and the weather — could you say something important that’s worth $12 a minute?
OCTO: You sound like a big, strong, sexy hunk. Can I call you Tiger Man?
ME: Now we’re talking. Please continue.
