People who visit Fort Worth Weekly‘s office will now be greeted by Billie Jeanne, who has recently returned to her hometown after living in Alaska.
Visitors are encouraged to start moonwalking and singing the Michael Jackson song in the lobby. Billie Jeanne loves that kind of thing.
In addition to being our receptionist, she is also attending college. Her hobbies include fly fishing, panning for gold, designing igloos, and cooking muktuk, a traditional dish made from whale blubber.
Previous receptionist, Kelly, is now a sales representative in the advertising department. It’s a real circle of life around here.
Where can I find some good whale blubber? And it has to be free range.