Morning Flight To Work
Remember when Evel Knievel tried to jump across Snake River Canyon? That almost happened to local motorists after a bridge buckled on westbound 183 near D/FW International Airport. Work crews are on the scene.
Mayor’s Flight To Germany
Fort Worth Mayor Betsy Price might be drinking some warm, dark beer before long. She and the Dallas mayor are hopping aboard a plane with D/FW International Airport bigwigs to go drum up bidness in Germany and the United Kingdom. Note to mayor: Remember to say, “Vas ist los?” (Translation: Wut up dawg?”
He Missed That Part Of Driving Test
Please don’t drink and drive. But if you do, please don’t run into off-duty police officers.
Parker County Swings Like A Pendulum Do
Once upon a time just west of Fort Worth, there was a big beautiful home in a gorgeous gated community. Then a big bad wolf allegedly moved in filled the rooms up with beds and started having swinger parties until the wee hours. Then the HOA huffed and puffed and blew his doors down with a lawsuit.
Austin Loves Us
The Austin Chronicle publishes a column on day trips and today they plugged the Fort Worth Water Gardens. Opening sentence by Gerald E. McLeod: “The Fort Worth Water Gardens roar and whisper a liquid song.” Yep, they’re weird in Austin.
When The Shark Dies
They’re talking about us farther east, too. Houston Chronicle is reporting the discovery of ancient bones from a gigantic mega-shark found near Sharktown, er, Cowtown. The bones reportedly come from a distant relative of former Mayor Mike Moncrief.
