The Super Bowl is infamous for trotting out geezers during its halftime show (McCartney, the Stones, Prince, Petty, and Springsteen), but this year they went younger with the Black Eyed Peas.
Still, the Peas aren’t all that fresh anymore either.
How about this exciting new local star instead:
“Freestyle, freestyle, freestyle — whoooo!”
She be bad. I don’t mean bad as in good. I mean bad as in bad. And that’s not good.
Tread lightly. Three Doors Down may have a new album coming out next year. Or, since the “Big Game” is in Indy next year, the NFL might try to force-feed us John Mellencamp. The HORRAH!
The Super Bowl is in Texas right? Why not have Kelly Clarkson sing the National Anthem and ZZ Top do the half time show……