Well, at least local news outlets waited until Halloween was over to be killjoys. It seems all those recent el chupacabra sightings in Texas have been declared by veterinarians and biologists to be coyotes infected with mites. And I suppose the walking undead are perfectly ordinary corpses with delayed muscle reaction, right? I’d rather you drop marshmallow Easter bunnies into my trick or treat bag than ruin my favorite monsters with your “facts.”
Sir (Or Ma’am), you will be happy to know, El chupacabra started in puerto rico, its appearance was entirely different then the one the U.S. Media has been focused on, The real Chupacabra is no mangy mutt. And the scientist are full of bull crap, who hires them nowadays anyway? Dog//Demon-alien-bat-kangaroo-lizard-thing-O’ pwn. Two different things!