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Green Zone (R) Matt Damon stars in this thriller as a U.S. Army officer in the early days of the Iraq war who goes rogue while trying to find weapons of mass destruction. Also with Brendan Gleeson, Greg Kinnear, Amy Ryan, Khalid Abdalla, and Jason Isaacs. (Opens Friday)

Our Family Wedding (PG-13) Forest Whitaker and Carlos Mencia star in this comedy as two feuding fathers who must put aside their differences when their children (Lance Gross and America Ferrera) get married. Also with Regina King, Diana-Maria Riva, Lupe Ontiveros, Anjelah Johnson, Charlie Murphy, and Shannyn Sossamon. (Opens Friday)

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Police, Adjective (NR) This drama by Corneliu Porumboiu (12:08 East of Bucharest) stars Dragos Bucur as a Romanian narcotics cop who fears that the teenager he’s investigating on a drug case will be punished too harshly. Also with Vlad Ivanov, Cosmin Selesi, Irina Saulescu, and Ion Stoica. (Opens Friday in Dallas)

A Prophet (R) Jacques Audiard’s thriller stars Tahar Rahim as an Arab-French convict who must use his wits to survive in a gang-infested prison. Also with Niels Arestrup, Adel Bencherif, Hichem Yacoubi, Reda Kateb, Jean-Philippe Ricci, and Gilles Cohen. (Opens Friday in Dallas)

She’s Out of My League (R) Jay Baruchel stars in this comedy as an ordinary-looking airport security guard whose insecurities threaten his budding relationship with an attractive woman (Alice Eve). Also with T.J. Miller, Mike Vogel, Nate Torrence, Lindsay Sloane, Krysten Ritter, and Debra Jo Rupp. (Opens Friday)

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AliceAlice in Wonderland (PG) The latest film version of this story to freely expand on Lewis Carroll’s adventures, Tim Burton’s bizarre, unfocused adaptation stars Mia Wasikowska as a 19-year-old Alice who goes back down the rabbit hole to free Wonderland from the rule of the Red Queen (Helena Bonham Carter). Burton’s at his best with material that engages his macabre sense of humor, and this doesn’t fit that description. The film boasts some awe-inspiring effects and some inspired moments, but overall it’s missing the small-scale whimsical absurdity that made Carroll’s book into a classic. Also with Johnny Depp, Crispin Glover, and Anne Hathaway. Voices by Stephen Fry, Alan Rickman, Michael Sheen, Timothy Spall, Paul Whitehouse, Matt Lucas, Imelda Staunton, Michael Gough, and Christopher Lee.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (PG) The squeakquel turns out to be an episode of Glee with much worse writing and even more use of Auto-Tune. When good old Dave Seville (Jason Lee) is severely injured on a European tour, the Chips (voiced by Justin Long, Jesse McCartney, and Matthew Gray Gubler) have to go to high school, live with Dave’s video game-addict nephew (Zachary Levi), contend with a rival group of female counterparts (voiced by Anna Faris, Amy Poehler, and Christina Applegate), and deal with dissension within the group. All this excess of plot is met with lame slapstick and groan-worthy puns, and the novelty of falsetto versions of “Single Ladies” and “Hot N Cold” wears off quick. Also with David Cross, Anjelah Johnson, and Wendie Malick.

Avatar (PG-13) James Cameron’s first film in 12 years displays all his strengths and his flaws. Set in the 22nd century on a distant planet, the film stars Sam Worthington as a paraplegic Marine who hooks up his brain to the engineered body of a native to infiltrate the locals and learn about their culture. The first hour or so is dazzling stuff indeed, with the alien planet presented as a fully imagined world with gloriously realized flora and fauna — this movie is a cryptozoologist’s dream come true. Yet the romance is bland and riddled with bad dialogue, and both the Earthling villains and the nature-worshipping natives are simplistic caricatures. The film uses the latest in special-effects technology, but the stale story makes it feel like a relic of a bygone era. Also with Zoe Saldana, Stephen Lang, Giovanni Ribisi, Michelle Rodriguez, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Wes Studi, Laz Alonso, Dileep Rao, and Sigourney Weaver.

The Blind Side (PG-13) A Hollywood movie where most of the heroes are dyed-in-the-wool Southern Republicans, though that’s the only non-cliché worth mentioning in this otherwise rote football drama based on the true story of Michael Oher, the homeless African-American teen taken in by a rich white family in Memphis and turned into an NFL-caliber left tackle. Sandra Bullock nicely underplays the role of family matriarch, which could easily have been overdone. Newcomer Quinton Aaron, though, isn’t up to scratch as Oher, and writer-director John Lee Hancock leaves out too many details from Michael Lewis’ book, turning an amazing story into a bland Hollywood product, without any of the uplift that he’s aiming for. Also with Tim McGraw, Lily Collins, Jae Head, Ray McKinnon, Kim Dickens, and Kathy Bates.

The Book of Eli (R) More entertaining than The Road, this thriller stars Denzel Washington as a lone wayfarer/badass killer traveling on foot through a post-apocalyptic America, trying to carry the only existing copy of the Bible to a safe place. Standing in his way is a gangster demagogue (Gary Oldman, chewing the scenery as only he can) who wants to use the book to bend people to his will. This is the first film in eight years by Allen and Albert Hughes (Menace II Society), and though there are problems in the execution and Mila Kunis is overmatched as the girl who joins Eli in his road trip, the originality of the conceit and the nifty twists that the story takes are enough to make this a popcorn flick with more on its mind than most. Also with Ray Stevenson, Jennifer Beals, Michael Gambon, Frances de la Tour, Tom Waits, and Malcolm McDowell.

Brooklyn’s Finest (R) Just about every cliché of gritty New York City cop thrillers gets worked over in this drama with intersecting plotlines about a crooked narcotics cop (Ethan Hawke), an undercover officer (Don Cheadle) who’s in too deep, and a suicidal beat cop (Richard Gere) on his last week on the job. Director Antoine Fuqua needs quality scripts to make an impression, and that’s not what he’s working with here in a movie that’s full of shock deaths that are supposed to be shocking but can be predicted down to the second. Wesley Snipes steals the movie clean away from the leads as a stylish, self-assured gang kingpin. Call it petty larceny. Also with Brían F. O’Byrne, Will Patton, Jesse Williams, Michael K. Williams, Shannon Kane, Lili Taylor, Ellen Barkin, and Vincent D’Onofrio.

Cop Out (R) The original title of this was A Couple of Dicks. Kevin Smith’s massive failure of a film stars Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan as bumbling New York City homicide detectives who follow a trail of stolen baseball memorabilia to a kidnapping case involving a drug kingpin (Guillermo Díaz). Smith’s direction is too slack to make this work as a cop thriller, Robb and Mark Cullen’s script is too unfunny to make this work as a comedy, and Morgan’s performance is a disaster zone regardless of what he’s trying to do. (As a thief with parkour skills, Seann William Scott is almost as annoying as Morgan.) The failed comic business drones on and on in this movie. Also with Ana de la Reguera, Adam Brody, Kevin Pollak, Juan Carlos Hernández, Cory Fernandez, Michelle Trachtenberg, Rashida Jones, Susie Essman, and Jason Lee.

the_crazies_explosionThe Crazies (R) This accomplished but unnecessary remake of George A. Romero’s 1973 horror movie stars Timothy Olyphant as a sheriff in rural Iowa who watches a killer virus turn the inhabitants of his small town into homicidal psychopaths. Director Breck Eisner (Sahara) avoids the genre’s worst excesses and gets some good performances out of his actors, especially Joe Anderson as the sheriff’s deputy. However, the movie misses the anti-nuke message of Romero’s original film and doesn’t come up with anything to replace it with. The result is palatable, but it could have been far more disturbing. Also with Radha Mitchell, Danielle Panabaker, Christie Lynn Smith, Brett Rickaby, John Aylward, and Glenn Morshower.

Crazy Heart (R) Jeff Bridges wears drunken dissipation like an old, tattered, comfy shirt in this drama about a country music legend who’s forced to sort out his life. This debut film by Scott Cooper doesn’t wallow in its main character’s hard-drinking life, and Bridges gives a deservedly Oscar-nominated performance. The film features a bunch of newly minted songs, many written by Fort Worth natives T-Bone Burnett and the late Stephen Bruton, and all of them are good, from the rowdy honkytonk number “Somebody Else” to the sparse, haunting “Brand New Angel.” The rest of the film is pretty slight, and you could argue that without Bridges and the music there wouldn’t be much left. Ah, but they are here. Also with Maggie Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell, Tom Bower, Ryan Bingham, and Robert Duvall.

Dear John (PG-13) Chalk up yet another soggy, lame Nicholas Sparks adaptation. Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried star as a soldier on leave and a college student who fall in love over spring break and keep up an old-fashioned correspondence after he’s posted overseas and extends his tour during the Iraq war. Director Lasse Hallström drowns this in thick, sugary syrup and makes sure that even the 9/11 terrorist attacks don’t disturb the placid surface of this piece of pablum. There’s one moving bit with Richard Jenkins (as the soldier’s autistic dad) in a hospital corridor, but otherwise the movie fails to engage any emotion except boredom. As for the acting, Hollywood needs to stop trying to make the Channing Tatum thing happen. It’s simply not going to work. Also with Henry Thomas, Braeden Reed, Luke Benward, and Scott Porter.

Edge of Darkness (R) Everything that’s right and wrong with this thriller stems from the fact that it’s adapted from a British TV miniseries. Mel Gibson stars as a Boston homicide cop who launches a one-man crusade for the truth after his nuclear-scientist daughter (Bojana Novakovic) is killed. The movie retains the intelligence and social consciousness of the original, but the need to compress a six-hour series into a two-hour film means the film is littered with an absurd amount of action and the emotions become as overwrought as Gibson’s Boston accent. This should have been remade for American TV, not the big screen. Also with Ray Winstone, Danny Huston, Shawn Roberts, Jay O. Sanders, David Aaron Baker, Damian Young, Caterina Scorsone, and Denis O’Hare.

It’s Complicated (R) This movie’s trailers give away all its best jokes — why do they do that? Nancy Meyers’ latest romantic comedy is about a divorcée (Meryl Streep) who has an affair with her remarried ex-husband (Alec Baldwin). The ratio of jokes to sentimental crap is better than it was in Meyers’ previous films (Something’s Gotta Give, The Holiday), and there are nice turns by Baldwin and by John Krasinski as a family member who finds out what’s going on. On the downside, Streep’s fussy performance is too much for such a normal role, and Steve Martin (as an architect who’s a better romantic option for her) is hamstrung by his nerdy character except for one scene when he gets stoned. Overall, this is a touch better than mediocre and no more. Also with Lake Bell, Zoe Kazan, Caitlin Fitzgerald, Hunter Parrish, Mary Kay Place, Alexandra Wentworth, and Rita Wilson.

The Last Station (PG-13) This period drama isn’t worth seeing even with two Oscar nominations for its acting. James McAvoy portrays an aspiring writer who goes to work for Leo Tolstoy (Christopher Plummer) as a private secretary, only to bear witness to the writer’s fights with his wife (Helen Mirren) and an unlovely scrap over the old man’s money. The movie is less an examination of a fraying marriage than a platform for Plummer and Mirren to work themselves into award-baiting histrionics. Plummer and Mirren have both been better elsewhere, and McAvoy’s character is made into an infuriatingly passive observer with an uninteresting romantic subplot and an annoying nervous tic. Years from now, movie fans will look back and wonder how this dreary film got its Oscar nods. Also with Paul Giamatti, Anne-Marie Duff, Patrick Kennedy, John Sessions, and Kerry Condon.

percy-jacksonPercy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (PG) Chris Columbus, who directed the first two Harry Potter movies, brings the same leaden, derivative touch to this adaptation of Rick Riordan’s best-selling fantasy-adventure novel. Logan Lerman plays a teenager who discovers that he’s the son of a Greek god and must use his superpowers to forestall a war among the gods that would destroy the Earth. The movie remains resolutely unmagical despite the liberal use of CGI effects. In a star-studded supporting cast, the only actor who makes any impact is Steve Coogan, playing Hades like a burned-out heavy metal rocker. The lame, uninventive script reduces this would-be epic to an overstuffed mess. Also with Alexandra Daddario, Brandon T. Jackson, Pierce Brosnan, Uma Thurman, Sean Bean, Kevin McKidd, Jake Abel, Rosario Dawson, Melina Kanakaredes, Joe Pantoliano, and Catherine Keener.

Sherlock Holmes (PG-13) Most of the fun in this loud, busy, moderately diverting thriller comes from the comic bickering between Robert Downey Jr. (playing Holmes as a rumpled but swashbuckling action hero) and Jude Law (a smarter, fitter Watson who’s less tolerant of Holmes’ personality quirks). The great detective goes up against a lord (Mark Strong) who claims to possess supernatural powers in this latest adventure, which is not to be found in Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories. The plotting is ramshackle, and director Guy Ritchie isn’t comfortable with the period setting. But making Holmes and Watson more equal partners is a terrific idea, and the rapport between the languorous, scruffy Downey and the light, smooth Law bodes well for this duo’s further adventures. Also with Rachel McAdams, Eddie Marsan, Kelly Reilly, Geraldine James, Hans Matheson, Robert Maillet, and James Fox.

Shutter Island (R) Martin Scorsese turns Dennis Lehane’s novel into this surprisingly generic Gothic potboiler. Leonardo DiCaprio and Mark Ruffalo star as U.S. marshals sent to investigate the disappearance of an inmate from an asylum for the criminally insane. The director’s shock tactics don’t work any more in our time, and one gets the feeling that the movie would have been better if Scorsese had done either less or more with the material. On the other hand, the plot twists go down smoothly, and the supporting actors (especially Michelle Williams, Ted Levine, Emily Mortimer, and Patricia Clarkson) do some terrific work as the various crazy people populating the scenery. Disposable rather than shattering, this is still a fair puzzle of a movie. Also with Ben Kingsley, Jackie Earle Haley, John Carroll Lynch, Elias Koteas, and Max von Sydow.

A Single Man (R) Colin Firth wins a deserved Oscar nomination for the finest performance of his career in this adaptation of Christopher Isherwood’s novel about a 1960s English widower in Southern California who contemplates suicide after the death of his gay partner. Renowned fashion designer Tom Ford makes his cinematic debut as director/co-writer, and he occasionally lingers too much and takes too much trouble to make everything look good. However, he also has a fine instinct for handling his actors (Julianne Moore makes a big splash as a hot drunken mess of a best friend), and Firth’s sad resignation is beautiful and moving, as his character looks back on the joys and sorrows of his life. Also with Matthew Goode, Nicholas Hoult, Lee Pace, Jon Kortajarena, and Ginnifer Goodwin.

To Save a Life (PG-13) This Christian-themed high-school drama takes an appealing soft-pedal approach, but dear Lord, is it ever dull. Randy Wayne plays a star athlete who turns to God after his former best friend (Robert Bailey Jr.) kills himself. Some of the comic relief is actually funny, and the film exhorts its viewers to be more welcoming and less judgmental toward non-believers. Unfortunately, the pacing is sluggish, too much domestic drama is piled on the main character, and the pregnancy subplot is terribly mishandled. Aside from that, the filmmakers have a good attitude. They just don’t have the skills. Also with Deja Kreutzberg, Joshua Weigel, Steven Crowder, D. David Morin, Sean Michael, Kim Hidalgo, and Bubba Lewis.

tooth_fairy_trailer_1Tooth Fairy (PG) Who thought this would be a good idea? Dwayne Johnson stars as a minor-league hockey player who’s forced to spend one week working as a tooth fairy, complete with wings that sprout up when he’s on call. Unbelievably, the execution is even worse than the idea. The lame comedy set pieces are bad enough to sit through, but the movie ladles on a bunch of sanctimonious platitudes about the importance of believing in tooth fairies, and the ending is astonishingly bad. Feel sorry for everyone here, especially Julie Andrews as the fairy in chief. Also with Ashley Judd, Stephen Merchant, Seth MacFarlane, Brandon T. Jackson, Ryan Sheckler, and an uncredited Billy Crystal.

Up in the Air (R) This breezy comedy catches the nation’s recessionary mood, but it’d be a great film regardless of the economic climate. George Clooney plays a corporate executive who specializes in firing workers at large companies and loves to travel. Jason Reitman directs this movie slickly and writes dialogue (with co-writer Sheldon Turner) that’s good enough to eat. The relationships between the hero and a fellow traveler whom he hooks up with (Vera Farmiga) and a junior executive (Anna Kendrick) are carefully shaded. A late interlude at a wedding almost tips the movie over into sentimentality, but Reitman steers it away from a conventional romantic ending toward something much more interesting. This story of a loner made to confront his solitary lifestyle is told in brilliant and highly entertaining style. Also with Jason Bateman, Melanie Lynskey, Danny McBride, Amy Morton, Sam Elliott, J.K. Simmons, and Zach Galifianakis.

Valentine’s Day (PG-13) This star-laden romantic comedy has at least 10 intersecting plotlines, only three or four of which are worth the trouble. Julia Roberts has the best storyline as an Army officer flying home to see her loved one, while Jennifer Garner has the best character as a teacher who finds out her boyfriend is married. Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift score a few slapstick laughs as a high-school couple running track with disastrous results. Other less memorable storylines and roles are assigned to Anne Hathaway, Ashton Kutcher, Jamie Foxx, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, and Shirley MacLaine. It all adds up to a slight, mostly forgettable viewing experience. With all the talent on display here, it should have been more. Also with Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Eric Dane, George Lopez, Topher Grace, Hector Elizondo, Emma Roberts, Carter Jenkins, Bryce Robinson, Kathy Bates, and Queen Latifah.

When in Rome (PG-13) An idiotic premise undermines what might have been a likable romantic comedy. Kristen Bell plays a work-obsessed New Yorker who magically finds lots of men falling in love with her after she takes some coins from an enchanted fountain in Italy. The lively Bell has some decent chemistry with leading man Josh Duhamel, and there are some amusing set pieces like a satire on trendy restaurants and a choreographed dance number over the end credits. However, the magic stuff is played dead seriously when it should have been part of the fun, and a parade of funny supporting actors (Will Arnett, Dax Shepard, Jon Heder, Danny DeVito) as the male suitors is wasted. Shopworn romantic thinking and stereotyped Italian characters help make this missable. Also with Anjelica Huston, Alexis Dziena, Don Johnson, Bobby Moynihan, Peggy Lipton, Lee Pace, Ghostface Killah, and an uncredited Efren Ramirez.

The Wolfman (R) This staggeringly inept remake of the 1941 film stars Benicio del Toro as a 19th-century American actor who’s bitten by a werewolf when he goes back to England to discover the fate of his missing brother. The movie isn’t scary and, with the exception of Antony Sher’s cameo as a smug Freudian psychotherapist, it isn’t funny either. Director Joe Johnston loses track of even basic stuff like when exactly the people turn into wolves and the timeline of the plot. For all the star power and expense put into this horror flick, it’s much worse than many other lower-budget entries in the genre. Also with Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving, Art Malik, and Geraldine Chaplin.

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