Like Barbie and the circus clown, Santa Claus is a cultural icon whose desecration brings endless joy to bored adults with a fondness for easy targets. And isn’t that most of us? The folks at SketchySantas.com have collected authentic Santa photos whose bearded subjects make you wonder why it took so long for legislators to create the Amber Alert. Some pics are creepier than others, but you don’t have anything better to do right now, anyway.
