Why?
For the love of God, why?
Why in the name of all that’s reasonable and sane — why?
Why in the mind-numbingly dense “Achey Breaky Heart” mentality of the American masses, why?
Why would anybody care what this opportunistic bag of wind has to say?
Why?
Same reason 38 people bought “The Audacity of Hope”?
Just when I start feeling slightly optimistic about the human race…
Frack me to tears!