Here’s a heads-up for your personal planner: Q Cinema recently posted a finalized sked for its 11th international gay and lesbian film festival (May 28-31). FW heteros, now is the time to open your minds. The pink team has spent a lifetime watching (and loving) your movies. Nothing to be afraid of here — CDC findings verify that The Gay is not communicable, although studies of college students suggest it can be temporarily transferred via Bacardi “blackouts.”
Here’s the recommended tradeoff for cool straight couples who want to attend this year’s Q Fest. Wives/girlfriends, you’re generally mellow about these things, so you make the proposal: If your man attends Q’s Southwest premiere of ”Watercolors” (featuring hot, troubled gay guys) with you, then you’ll attend the festival’s Southwest premiere of “I Can’t Think Straight” (featuring hot, hilarious lesbians) with him. That way, every good little boy and girl gets some eyecandy dropped in their bag.
