Another Brick in Faux Wall

Last week’s edition of Fort Worth Weekly satirized a post-secession Texas and described a wall that the United States built along Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico to keep us out.

Now those satirical goofballs over at The Onion are describing how Texas has built “a 1,953-mile wall designed to keep out millions of unwanted Americans.”

You can read their story here but ours is better here.